Your Audiobook Horoscope for the Spring Equinox
By Erin Murphy
Can you sense it? Grass is peeking out of the ground. The chill is leaving the air. I left my scarf at home and was fine. The spring equinox is upon us and dare I say… we are thawing.
We’ve consulted the stars to find the perfect audiobook companions to keep you company while you poke your head out of your metaphorical winter cave. From memoirs to poetry to literary fiction, read on to find out what it is that your sign needs to hear.
Aries
Happy, happy birthday, baby rams! As far as I’m concerned, you get three New Years: the one we all celebrate on December 31, your season which kicks off the astrological year, and your birthday. Embrace the energy of NYE as you don your sparkles, put yourself out there, and treat yourself to something in celebration of having a little extra luck and magic on your side right now. New beginnings are right here for you, should you choose to see them.
Listen to: Fearless and Free by Josephine Baker
Taurus
Methinks you need a project, Taurus. One that gets you out of your home. It’ll be the way to shake off the hunkering homebody energy you’ve been happily relishing all winter long. But worry not, you don’t need to break the bank buying golf clubs or tons of pottery gear. Your aesthetic sensibilities make it easy for you to find a fresh new hobby anywhere. Something like color walks, sketching in coffee shops, or finding thrifted pieces to refurbish would work perfectly.
Listen to: The Blanket Cats by Kiyoshi Shigematsu
Gemini
I can already feel you gearing up for your season (and beyond), Gemstone. You’ve got your calendar out and are filling your days with dancing and dinners and fun of all kinds. While this is all wonderful, and you have stamina like no other, I am here with your gentle reminder to build in some time to recharge. Don’t give up a Saturday or anything, but a Thursday or Friday night hanging on the couch once a month should keep you safe from burnout. After all, we wouldn’t want anything to impact your dancing feet, now would we?
Listen to: A Little Daylight Left by Sarah Kay
Cancer
Is that you, crabcake? You’ve got such a determined glint in your eyes that I almost didn’t recognize you. You’ve got goals, and it’s the perfect time to work towards them: you’re feeling open, honest, and ready to connect. Plus, it helps that you have talent in your back pocket. Whatever you’re eyeing–a job promotion, a longtime dream, or just a little recognition for something cool you do–now is the time to run at it, full force.
Listen to: We Need Your Art by Amie McNee
Leo
You’re ready to pounce into the world and take some risks with your head held high and your mane flowing in the wind. The word of the spring is always “new”, but this time around it feels like it’s specifically for y-o-u. In like a lion, and all that. The newest of the new that could be coming your way? Loooove. Your zest is magnetic, and I’d be surprised if people aren’t lining around the block to try and flirt with you. And in the spirit of fully, truly new: keep your eyes peeled for someone you wouldn’t normally go for.
Listen to: Flirting Lessons by Jasmine Guillory
Virgo
I’ll just say it: do not fret the Mercury retrograde, my friend. You may feel a little wary, but that just means you need to put some reinforcements in place (which, knowing you, you already have). In place of sending texts that you may not necessarily need to send or letting any lingering seasonal tiredness make you say “eh, I’ll do it tomorrow”, try journaling to the people who might be grinding your gears or working ahead (just a little! Just pack your lunch!). It may seem like a slog in the moment, but you’ll thank yourself for being ready to handle the shake-ups when the retrograde rears its head, as it’s wont to do.
Listen to: Matriarch by Tina Knowles
Libra
Your Autumnal equinox isn’t here quite yet, Leeb, but let’s be real: as the Scales, you probably feel a kinship to any equinox. You may be looking out at all the different kinds of people in your life and pondering your relationships with each of them. Think about how you can make them feel new, feel deeper, and feel supported…and think about how they could do the same for you. As a general peacekeeper, you’re a good judge: you’ll know how to refresh and adjust so every friendship gets the equal treatment it deserves.
Listen to: The Antidote by Karen Russell
Scorpio
Hello, jock! I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but you’ve become a sporty Scorp nearly overnight (though I really wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve been working on getting ripped in complete silence for some time now). Your current workouts might be serving you well, but you never know what shaking it up can do! I encourage you to try some sports or classes you’ve never considered (or heard of) before. Cardio tap dance, anyone?
Listen to: Blood City Rollers by V.P. Anderson
Sagittarius
Welcome back to optimism, positive pony! I’m happy to see you once again shaking the frost out of your mane and back to your more bright-eyed self. And while we’re going back to the natural state of things, perhaps it’s time to embrace your usual travel bug, too. Or, if you’re saving up for a summer of fun, embrace your love of spontaneity locally. You could ask a cute stranger out for a neighborhood coffee or sign up to run a 5k, depending on your energy level. All this to say: you’re always a little more sun-forward when it’s a fire sign season. Time to photosynthesize.
Listen to: The Road to Tender Hearts by Annie Hartnett
Capricorn
Things they are a-changing. This shouldn’t be too hard for you, but it bears saying: keep your eye on the prize. Spring Fever is real as we all re-emerge from our woolen cocoons, and as fun as it is, it’s also a time that could be a little more dramatic than usual. We’ve all been cooped up and are just becoming people again! It’s bound to happen. Feel the sun and have a grand ol’ time, but perhaps get your dramatics from content while you aim your refreshed energy towards whatever your mind is set on at the moment.
Listen to: All the Other Mothers Hate Me by Sarah Harman
Aquarius
Not to alarm you, but upon grazing into my crystal ball, I have a feeling that the past is coming back to you. Notice how I didn’t say back to haunt you. Because I don’t think it’s going to be bad! Think instead: a random you had a really good conversation with at a house party, a childhood friend texting you a memory, ending up on the street you used to live on out of coincidence. Nostalgia is in. Watch an old favorite movie, queue up a song you loved at 15, and enjoy it.
Listen to: Pure Innocent Fun by Ira Madison III
Pisces
I hope you enjoyed your season, fish friend! As we move into the season of warm evenings and sprouting flowers, you’re feeling absolutely romantic. And I mean that in every sense of the word. Sure, you’re on the lookout for a new crush (or in the mood to spice things up with your current crush), but more so the things that make life dreamy. You’re looking forward to picnicking in linen, sipping coffee in the morning sun, and taking up…watercoloring or something else equally as charming. I’m wishing you dewy grass and light breezes this spring.
Listen to: The Garden by Nick Newman
